Do what with that model? Make how many PowerPoint charts? And present them to who now? But it's the weekend right? Surely I can't be expected to work anymore. I mean, I've already worked 86 days this week, haven't I? So it's time to go home yes?

Vacation? Yes, that sounds lovely, I think I'll do that. Wait, what do you mean everyone else is taking next week off. Like, everyone everyone? That means I get to go too, right? Wait, get everyone else's models? So that I can do what with them?

Wait...what? I'm supposed to do everyone's work for two weeks? But, didn't you just say that what I'm working on now has become a top priority? And what they are working on is top priority? Meaning I have...3 top priorities?

My head hurts. How am I even supposed to make that work? Can't we just, you know, stall people for a couple of weeks? They'll never notice right? I mean, we can just say everyone is sick right? Or that their computers died. Or, you know, that they're on vacation and they'll get to it when they get back. Right? Please?

Back to work? Screw that. I'm going to Memphis.