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My Grocery Store is Jealous

My grocery store is pissed. I don't think it is speaking to me anymore. I think he found out that I'm visiting my gym a few times a week. Although, they have to know that I am seeing them both. It's not like I'm trying to hide it. I'm not trying to see one behind the other's back. I go to the grocery store in my workout clothes, and sometimes I take my grocery list to the gym. I'm not hiding anything.

Of course, I now know the gym is more forgiving than the grocery store is. He's just more jealous apparently. You think the grocery store would be more willing to accept that I visit the gym as well spending time with him. It's not that I don't love my grocery store any less because I'm going to the gym. It just means that fewer of the grocery store's highly caloric vices are appealing to me these days. I'm doing so well at the gym that I would hate for the grocery store, in a fit of jealous rage, to ruin all of my hard work. But like I said, he's a vengeful little bitch - I have proof. (Click the extended entry to see.)

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What did I tell you? It's revenge I say! My grocery store is out to curse all the good that the gym has given me! It's a conspiracy! At this rate, I may just have to break up with my grocery store. I may start having to drive over to the farmer's market or the organically charged grocery store across town. I don't tolerate bad behavior in relationships of any kind. And this dear grocery store is just down right mean.

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that's just cruel!

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